Calm the F**K Down: A Self-Motivating Coloring Book for Adults Who Need a Laugh & a Little Spiritual Sanity

*For purchase on Amazon* 

If stress, self-doubt, and everyday chaos have you ready to snap—take a deep breath and grab your damn markers! 🎨 Calm the F**k Down is the unapologetic, scroll-stopping, stress-busting coloring book you never knew you needed. Packed with bold designs, hilariously unfiltered affirmations, and a mix of sass, motivation, and spirituality, this book is your ticket to chilling the hell out while keeping your inner badass intact.

💡 What’s inside?
✨ Snarky yet soul-lifting questions that help you keep it real with yourself
😂 Laugh-out-loud pages reminding you that you’re amazing, even on hot mess days
🌀 Zen-meets-rebel artwork designed to help you unwind, color outside the lines, and let sh*t go
💪 Self-motivating mantras to fuel your hustle, heal your soul, and keep you from throat-punching negativity

Perfect for overthinkers, perfectionists, and anyone who just needs a creative way to de-stress (without pretending life is all rainbows and unicorns). Whether you're shading in your next masterpiece or aggressively scribbling through frustration—this book is your therapy, your motivation, and your permission to relax, laugh, and slay another day.

📖 Color your chaos away. Meditate with a marker. And most importantly—Calm the F**k Down.